This is the BEST.
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom
people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
if youre in college and not trying new drugs and having crazy sex what the fuck you payin all that tuition for?
education and personal growth
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
i never hit reblog so fast in my life
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
what the fuck is happening over in America?
what the fuck