there’s nothing more uncomfortable than your butt accidentally touching the shower curtain
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
"I remember Fight Club played at the Venice Film Festival at a midnight screening. Edward Norton and I, after having a few drinks, were sitting next to the president who’s running the whole thing. We’re sitting up in the balcony. It’s subtitled and we’re the only fuckers laughing. It gets to one of Helena’s scandalous lines - ‘I haven’t been fucked like that since I was in grade school.’ - and literally, the guy running the festival got up and left. Edward and I were still the only ones laughing. You could hear two idiots up in the balcony cackling through the whole thing.”
- Brad Pitt in Entertainment Weekly, Sept 23rd, 2011