bakerstreetbabes:

This is the BEST.

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

mother.

tubesock:

iverbz:

if youre in college and not trying new drugs and having crazy sex what the fuck you payin all that tuition for? 

education and personal growth

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

waterking:

what the fuck